The words of the Five Love Languages A post with a title like this- would usually be posted on the E.L. Byrne blog. It’s more about relationships than sex- and this blog is ALL about the sex… but the thing is, this story relates to sex, I promise (and to relationships.) When I was dating…
Author: E.L. Byrne
Sucking vibrators… What do we think? When Best Vibe approached me to do some reviews, they had one item they asked me to review but gave me the option to pick a few out for myself. So this one here? This is my own damn fault. Bestvibe E Cup 360° Rotation Sucking Breast Vibrator Material:…
It is our last day together. The final full day of my Berlin adventure for this year. This trip has brought many changes and lovely new things to our relationship. We’ve seen each other more than once a week, three times more! That’s a lot for us. I already had my obligatory drinky cry about…
That’s a lot of words in the name of this toy- Bestvibe Thrusting Rotating Vibrating Heating Realistic Dildo 5.5in. But to be fair, this toy does many things. Thrusts- (6 thrusting patterns- 1.2in increase in length) Vibrates- (10 vibration patterns) Rotating- (360* rotating- which is more like spinning or circling? the head area of the toy. It’s…
He misses me! My relationship with Stefan has never been traditionally romantic. We don’t talk about our feelings (maybe once in a great while), and we’re not texting good morning every day kind of people. Heck, some weeks, we don’t text at all. No flowers, romantic dinners out at fabulous restaurants. But what we have…
It’s a very big toy; so it might be too big, but then again, it just might fit. When I picked it on the site, I knew it would be a bit larger than life. (*a bit! LOL) Most of the fantasy toys on the site are big. I have tested three so far, and…
Inspired by a post from the wonderful Girl on the Net… 13 of the Hottest Blog Posts, I thought I would look back at Lustitude and remember some of my hottest posts. ********** 1- ALL the Sex Scientist Stories OK- I could say that every single Sex Scientist story is my favorite, but then I…
I was fortunate to receive the Mon Amour Bundle from Frenchie to review. The company is based in Australia so the shipping took a little longer than a US-based company but it was worth the wait. The Mon Amour Bundle includes: The Double Entendre dual motor flexible vibrator Oh La La Love Lube 100ml Oui…
Audacious Sucking Pro Vibrating Blow Job Masturbator– from BigShocked. THAT is a mouthful and since the machine is A LOT the name being so long- seems appropriate. Review BAE and I wanted to try a toy that was made for penis havers this time so we got this product. We had hoped to try it…
Sometimes I just want a quickie. Come over to my place and fuck me. No preamble, no prolonged foreplay, just pure lust. You don’t even have to stay to snuggle afterward- just get up and leave. I’m good. Just come, dick me down, tear off my clothes, throw me on the bed, and have your…