Sucking vibrators… What do we think?
When Best Vibe approached me to do some reviews, they had one item they asked me to review but gave me the option to pick a few out for myself. So this one here? This is my own damn fault.
Bestvibe E Cup 360° Rotation Sucking Breast Vibrator
- Material: TPE
- Charging time: 2 hours
- Vibration: 10 & 360 rotation
- Run time: 60 minutes
- Pink part lights up
When Stefan and I started to play with toys, before I knew some materials were body-safe and others weren’t, we bought a bunch of toys from the site we bought our poppers from. (Yeah- I know way better now!) We bought a pink pussy pump. It was TPE and definitely not a finely crafted machine, but it was fun. It served its purpose, and we made the best of it. (Since then, he told me he’d seen pumps of much better quality, and we are hoping to get one for our next adventures.) Anyway…
Knowing how much we’d enjoyed that toy, even if it didn’t work amazingly well, it was fun to play with, so when I had the opportunity to pick a toy to review, I thought, “These look like they could be fun! If they work?” (They don’t.)
I took them out of the box and was more skeptical than I had been when selecting them. They were easy to put together and charge. It has one long cord with two ends so they can be charged simultaneously. I don’t know if they actually last an hour because I have never played with them for that long. The TPE is pliable and clear, not cloudy.
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OK- so you don’t care about all those boring details, though I feel obligated to give them to you upfront. So you have them now. What you really want to know is how they work. Are they hot and sexy? Have I enjoyed them the way I hoped? Let’s find out.
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Ha, of course, I won’t leave you hanging like that. The first time I played with them was with my girl Stephanie. But I thought I might need a second opinion, so I asked C to check it out with me too a few weeks later. We all thought it might be fun and, hopefully, a sexy way to enjoy our time in bed that evening. But it’s difficult to maintain the sexual mood when as soon as you turn one of these suckers on, it starts spinning and “vibrating” with the volume of a coffee grinder. C described it as a brownie mixer- he said he’d prefer if it were so he could like the chocolate off my nipples. But alas…
Yet, we carry on. (We try anyway!) My breasts are a modest D-cup and no longer have a deep full shape due to age and weight loss, so in theory, I should be able to stuff all that tissue up in one of these cups and fire it up.
Well, in the attempt, hilarity ensued. I love to laugh in bed 100%, so this at least did not stress us out. Despite the photos from the website- a large breast does not fit inside. Trying to cram my breast inside the cup was fun. We got it to sort of fit, but we did not get much suction. However, we got just enough that we felt safe turning on the “vibration” (which is actually the little tab in the middle that turns back and forth in varying patterns.
When C and I tried a few more times, I somehow accidentally got them to suction a bit… but when they did suction, the little “spinny thing” inside didn’t reach my nipples. My boobs really are too fat at the base for these to work as intended.
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So, at the end of the day, I don’t see these getting into the rotation anytime soon. Nonetheless, it was fun to play with them and gave my partners a fun break and some great laughing, sexy times. And that is worth a lot in my book.
Check these Bestvibe E Cup 360° Rotation Sucking Breast Vibrators out for yourself, or browse and find other things you might like on the site. (I have one more toy to review, a wand vibrator I enjoy much more!)
